WHAT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so ya are lookin' a bit chuffed, mate. What's got your britches in a knot? Spill the gossips. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a pint and you can chat us all about it. No judging here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the tea. You look like you could snap any second